Friday, February 5, 2010

Dear Tooth Fairy

Our Tooth Fairy has been a little lazy lately. And given how often teeth are falling out over here, there is much disappointment amongst the ranks. Audrey and Cyril each lost a tooth this week. After several nights of not showing up the kids finally wrote her letters. I found these on their pillows: (Audrey wrote both. I copied her spelling. Figured I'd have better chances that way).

Dear Tooth Fairy,
 I would like to keep my tooth. If you take it, I will get very sad. I didn't get to keep  my first molar and if I can't get that back, I would at least like to keep my second molar.
                                           God Bless,

PS: You owe me $10 for all the days I've had to wait.

PPS: I have another loose tooth.If you don't come tonight I'm firing you.

Dear Tooth Fairy,

I lost my tooth. I accually lost  it lost it. It did fall our of my mouth but then, well, it got lost. Please leave the $ anyways.

 Cyril Patton

PS: If you don't beleive me, look in my mouth. Or find the tooth.

PPS: You owe me $10 for making me wait so long.


Kimberly said...

That's awesome! Way to go kids!!! You tell her!

briana said...

Don't encourage them!

Phantom Stallion said...

I think the old(non-lazy)tooth fairy died, and the new(very-lazy)tooth fairy took her place. She obviously isn`t taking her job very seriously. She better not be getting paid for this....